Dummies Lyrics – Tom Macdonald
Dummies Song Lyrics
I Love The Earth, But I Don’t Really Wanna Save It (What?)
Everything Is Sexist, Homophobic Or It’s Racist (Okay)
When Life Gives Us Lemons, We’re Supposed To Wanna Change It
But My Generation Rather Take Some Pills And Escape It (Pew)
Say That I’m Transphobic If You Wanna, But One Day I’ll Be A Father
And I Really Hope My Son Don’t Grow Up To Be My Daughter (Haha)
I Ain’t Tryna Hurt Your Feelings, Skin Should Be A Little Thicker
That’s The Problem, Being Honest Got ‘Em Triggered (Triggered)
The Kids Are Getting Weaker ‘Cause They’re Sheltered By Society
Pumpkin Spice, Ativan For Seasonal Anxiety (Woo!)
Wokeness Has Become A Way To Bully Non-Violently
And Cancel Everyone Without Improvin’ On The Life We Live (It’s True)
Without White There’s No Black, Without The Straight There’s No Gay
Without The Men There’s No Women, Without The Night There’s No Day
Without The Idiots We Couldn’t Laugh At Them When They Fall (Hahaha)
So Maybe We Need Them After All
Ain’t Nobody Dumber Than Y’all
Ain’t Nobody Dumber Than Y’all (Ayy Yo)
I Guess You Love To Be Wrong
But You Don’t Have The Guts Or The Balls (Ayy Yo)
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Did-Dee-Dumb Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Did-Dee-Dumb Dumb
I Love The Earth, But I Don’t Really Wanna Save It (I Don’t)
Everyone’s Obsessed With Making Stupid People Famous (Yep)
If A White Boy Raps, Then It’s Called Appropriation
But Beyonce Has Her Hair Blonde And People Say She’s Slated (It’s Weird)
Everybody’s Outraged, Everybody’s Mad (They Mad)
Our Solutions To The Issues Don’t Make No Sense (No Sense!)
These Stairs Are The Problem, We Build Wheelchair Ramps (Uh Huh)
We Don’t Cancel Feet Or Persecute The People With Legs (Hahaha)
The Feminists Who Started The Movement Would Be Ashamed Of So Many Things
They Fought So You Could Vote, I Saw Your Butthole On Onlyfans
I’m Not A Bad Person ‘Cause You Don’t Like What I Say (Yep)
Call Me Homophobic Just Because I Think Straight (Ew)
I Love People Even Though We Disagree (Disagree)
I Wish We Could Get Wifi Signals From A Tree (From A Tree)
Then Everyone Would Plant ‘Em And We’d Probably Save The Planet For Free
Too Bad We Only Need ‘Em To Breathe (Hmm, That’s True)
Ain’t Nobody Dumber Than Y’all
Ain’t Nobody Dumber Than Y’all (Ayy Yo)
I Guess You Love To Be Wrong
But You Don’t Have The Guts Or The Balls (Ayy Yo)
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Did-Dee-Dumb Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Did-Dee-Dumb Dumb
I Love The Earth, But I Don’t Really Wanna Save It
Classifyin’ People By Their Sex And Race Degrades ‘Em (True)
But We Still Say Straight White Males Are The Worst Of Our Population
Guess The Labels Are Okay If They’re Caucasian (That’s Right)
Our Kids Are Living In Their Rooms, I Swear We Barely Even See ‘Em
“Go Outside Sometime, There’s Fresh Air You Could Be Breathing”
Put Your Phones Down, Play Sports, Do Something Illegal
“Go And Meet Your Families, They’re Probably Nice People”
These Days You’re A Nazi If You Don’t Hate The Police (Huh)
They Say That White Folks Think All Asian People Are Chinese (Hmm)
I’m Sorry, What Kinda White People You Mean? (Uh…)
English? Scottish? German? Swedish? Or Greek?
And Black Lives Matter Was Problematic (What?)
It Excludes Anyone Without The Pigment, It’s Automatic (‘Kay)
I Understand All The Reasons It Happened
But Includin’ All Humans Is The Actual Answer
Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh
Ain’t Nobody Dumber Than Y’all
Ain’t Nobody Dumber Than Y’all
I Guess You Love To Be Wrong
But You Don’t Have The Guts Or The Balls
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Did-Dee-Dumb Dumb
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
